So, I'm taking out the package of frozen blueberries from the freezer, and I suddenly actually read the words on the package:
Healthy, Fun and Firm!
Seriously? My blueberries are writing their eHarmony profile all of sudden?
Fun & firm? Those are not qualities I want from my blueberries.
Blueberries- we're up to our ass in antioxidants!
Don Draper, where are you when we need you?